"Gangsta Rapture"

By Jeff Miller at Atheist to a Theist.

This I just have to scarf entirely:

Gangsta Rapture

We preach the theology of John Darby
A lawyer from the late nineteenth century

Dogmatically defined in the Scofield Bible
Footnotes trumped text in the Gospel

Isolating the text from Thessalonian four
Mark 13, Matthews 24, & 2 Thes just ignore

The Pope be the ho of Babylon
Some punk bust a cap in him at the Vatican

Making up a title is from our bag of trixs
So we can assign to him six six six

Catholic bashing throughout all our books
Just don't give our theology a closer look

Da prose is bad and not well done
Compares to the acting of Kirk Cameron

In fact the style of Jerry Jenkins
To be blunt is absolutely stinkin

Pre mill, post mill, we made a mill
Mo money just flowin outta the till

Sending your hearts into fibrillation
Preaching the false tribulation

Lane Core Jr. CIW P — Fri. 12/06/02 12:22:03 PM
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