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"Gangsta Rapture"

By Jeff Miller at Atheist to a Theist.

This I just have to scarf entirely:

Gangsta Rapture
We preach the theology of John Darby
A lawyer from the late nineteenth century
Dogmatically defined in the Scofield Bible
Footnotes trumped text in the Gospel
Isolating the text from Thessalonian four
Mark 13, Matthews 24, & 2 Thes just ignore
The Pope be the ho of Babylon
Some punk bust a cap in him at the Vatican
Making up a title is from our bag of trixs
So we can assign to him six six six
Catholic bashing throughout all our books
Just don't give our theology a closer look
Da prose is bad and not well done
Compares to the acting of Kirk Cameron
In fact the style of Jerry Jenkins
To be blunt is absolutely stinkin
Pre mill, post mill, we made a mill
Mo money just flowin outta the till
Sending your hearts into fibrillation
Preaching the false tribulation

Lane Core Jr. CIW P — Fri. 12/06/02 12:22:03 PM
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