Land of the Naive?

Thanks to Margaret for sending this.

I dare you to try this.

Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural United States thing. You would not understand, pal." Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper. Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise. Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system. Demand a local driver's license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico. Insist that local law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time, or you'll soon be dead. Because it will never happen.

It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world. Except right here. Land of the naive.

Lane Core Jr. CIW P — Tue. 02/01/05 05:46:04 PM
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