Dear Rhode Island

An open letter to the voters of The Ocean State.

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Your state has about 780,000 adults living in it. Can't you find somebody to elect to the U.S. House of Representatives other than a drug-addled, spoiled-brat, richy-rich drunk who keeps driving his car into things that are not a garage?

But, maybe I shouldn't blame you too much. Gaymarriagechusetts Massachusetts keeps on sending his father to the Senate, the man who "drove Mary Jo Kopechne to her grave" four decades ago. It looks like stupid rolls south.

Still, why don't you do the rest of the country a favor: find an actual yellow dog to vote for next time. Okay?

Lane Core Jr. CIW P — Sat. 05/06/06 03:48:33 PM
Categorized as Political.